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Some times ago I had a virtual discussion with
my friend sharky also called the white mad
shark.
He just came back
from a shark bite run and complained about
this fat two leg dumplings who upset his stomach
since they always are so fat and have to much
bones, sharky don’t like that.
The great white shark also told that
after a attack onto one of this two leg scuba
diver monster
he must go on a strict shark diet for about one
week to get rid of this stinky human flesh in
his stomach, he will eat fish for a while.
He is also quite upset with this strange
behavior of the 2 leg scuba shark cage diving
dumplings which makes it impossible for him to
do real shark attacks, now no shark bite, its
getting boring out there.
He was also quite a
bit upset when I told him that his shark
adventure could easily end up in a shark
aquarium in Dubai and elsewhere where no shark
attack are possible anymore.
The other day his
friends, the hammer shark, bull shark and the
whale shark reported to him that out there
are lots of people they call Chinese who just
catch the poor sharkies cut off their fins and
throw the shark body back into the water where
other fish eat the shark. The sharkies were
definitely upset and promised revenge.
What they
don't know is that most of this two leg species
called Chinese cant swim which means they wont
walk into the Sea and sharky wont get them, on
top of it sharky said he heard that most of
Chinese are also very fat like double sugar dumplings, I
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Sharky is also
extremely upset with this Chinese, Korean,
Japanese and Russians who move with their
fishing fleets into the Pacific Sea and
elsewhere with gigantic drifting nets and clear
cut the Sea off any fish. Hundreds of his
shark friends die every month because of this
barbarian behavior since they get caught in the
net. I told him that this strange human breed
called Chinese eat everything which moves they
even try to eat the chair since they think, well
the chair has four legs so it must be eatable. Sharky first wont believe it but after I assured
him that this is by no means a mad shark fairy
tale.
Strange things are
going on in sharkies Sea and he agreed with me that
only a dead shark is not a dangerous shark. Sharky
looked at me tried a little shark smile and said
what should I do when I am hungry ? and he
opened his shark jaw and showed my his big
teeth, I don't know, but I guess he is right.
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Sharky is not the
largest great white shark or a lemon shark or
leopard shark but he has his pride and
follows his basic animal instincts
telling go and get him. Sometimes he is
a pleasant laughing shark in the deep
blue Sea.
As a
pacific shark he likes the reef just
as every good reef shark and from time
to time his does a little bang bang for
reproduction just like the sand shark in
his native marine environment. What he
like very special are coral reef scuba
divers, he only has a little problem to
get rid of the air tanks when he take
one of the divers for a quick lunch.
Sharky
says he has a good idea of pictures of
sharks but he cant make some shark
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The other day he
heard that someone out there they call the mad
shark hunter because he like shark attack, managed to get a video camera fixed
on the body of his friend franky shark and
franky was not able to get rid of it and
complained that they make shark videos now
without passing him one of this two leg monsters as
appetizer.
They even sell the shark attack video
afterwards and he has nothing, they even also
fixed a GPS onto the shark. He said they sold
the shark attack videos for a huge sum and
nothing for him, he was almost in tears but
shark tears are difficult to see, they dilute in
the Sea instantly.
Another friend of
him the cute tiger shark ate some tuna the
other day and
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many other
tiger sharks did the same, they even
elected a
top shark but this was not a whale shark
aside of the fact that the whale shark
is the biggest of all sharks.
Sharky is just a ordinary white
shark but he is happy with it. From time to time
he opens his shark mouth and let some small
fishes cleans his teeth, he hasn't heard about
teeth silk yet. What he also likes very much is
when a quick zebra shark zoom by, he would like
to catch him because the zebra shark tastes real
special, but he know like we also know you cant
have everything.
As a good shark
species citizen of the Pacific Sea he bang his
tail and is ready after some years to tell the
small sharkies the real shark tale. One of this shark tales is his
special one, where he tells about this cute miss sharky
he banged in the reef off the Australian coast. In exchanged he
hunted down one of this two leg fools on the
surfboard, got the guy into his mouth and made
half half with miss sharky.
He meant
afterwards, why this guys surf around here when
they know that this is the great white shark
diving territory, I also wont swim onto the
beach to get some suntan. They always blame us
sharks for all nonsense the two leg monster do
and wont understand that sharks only follow
shark rules, the la vie ! I was really stunned,
he also could speak French ? and asked him, he sharky boy how
come you can speak some French.
He smiled and
told, some time ago I eat a French 4 star
Michelin cook and some of this guy's brain moved
into him somehow, since then they also call him
the French fries sharky, but he don't like this
since this is not meat.
Sharky prefer the old fashion
shark way with blood and flesh, that make him
happy, he smiled. I said ok I can understand
this, shark life is not as easy you have to take
what comes.
One of the most
strange underwater creatures is for sure the
hammer shark.
Shark
teeth are in great demand as an exotic
souvenirs.
All shark teeth should actually not
be taken as souvenirs because before some sharks
must be killed to get the shark teeth. It is very seldom that you find shark
teeth on any beach also not as fossil shark
teeth or fossil shark tooth.
If you like to find
shark teeth, the best would be to get a shark
jaw and take out the teeth. There are a couple
of beaches on planet earth where it is still
possible to find fossilized shark teeth without
a problem since there are so many. One of the
best places to find shark teeth and also to find fossilized shark
teeth and other
fossilized marine creatures is the
Fossil
Shell
Beach at
near Ao Nang in Thailand's Krabi province.
The shops at
Krabi fossil beach offer
big shark teeth and you easily can buy shark
teeth from different sharks like blue shark
teeth, bull shark teeth, large shark teeth,
lemon shark teeth and leopard shark teeth among
others
They
sell shark teeth and
shark jaws,
shark necklace and even some
shark teeth collection. No need to try
shark teeth at ebay at Ao Nang Krabi you can
have it for real and quite low prices. Means
shark teeth for sale in |
Whale
Shark at Richelieu Point Andaman Sea
Thailand
White
Shark
Hammer Shark
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At this places a encounter with a great white
shark is almost guaranteed At south Africa
diving is done by cage and at Thailand scuba
diving adventure no cage,
just go and have a look for sharky. Tiger &
Hammer Head Shark, white sharks, tiger sharks
and whale sharks are common in the Andaman Sea.
Whale Shark diving at Sodwana Bay, south
Africa and Thailand around Richelieu Point
just off Thailand's southern west coast. There
are also various long reefs for scuba divers
pleasure with an abundance of underwater life
Hammer head sharks are also around Mozambique
Pinnacle reef, off the Coast of Ponta Do
Ouro in Southern Mozambique is the ideal place
to dive in a deep water environment with
nutrient rich waters that create the ideal
conditions for an abundance of reef fish.Krabi Thailand, they are
quite
cheap shark teeth. No problems with
finding shark teeth in Thailand.
There are a few
shark diving hot spots. One is at southern
Africa with great white diving at Gaans Baai
Cape Town and a other is around Similan Islands,
Richelieu Point in southern Thailand and the
Myeik or Mergui Archipelago in southern Myanmar
or Burma. This scuba diving area in southern
Thailand is best to explore via live aboard out
of Phuket, Thailand.
A baby shark
has a dangerous life beside of falling pray to
other bigger fishes a baby shark easily get
caught in the net of fishermen, as you can see
with the two baby sharks at right picture. This
picture was taken at the main market in Songkhla
Thailand. |
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